A robust, reliable giant paint roller used to leave trails of ink. A common way of using Rollers is to flick the head onto the ground and run with it, leaving a trail of ink behind. When moving with this weapon, you may choose to leave an ink trail behind.

Due to their weight, size, and general utility, Splat Rollers are often used to crush others in Turf Wars, leading to more than one unlucky inkfish being sent back to Spawn when they are hit by the immediate flick or the roll itself. Outside of those scenarios, most inkfish say it will leave nasty bruising and crushed toes.