Jingles has hammered out your armour, smoothing out the bumps and dents, filling the gashes with his own steely concoction. He then soaked it his own blend of Uruk blood, Orc armpit hair, Goblin noses and the pancreas of a cave troll. It came out surprising clean and shiny.

Cost: 1 hope. Twice per long rest, when a melee attack is successful on you, your armour can fight back, setting alight and burning your foe. This deals d8 damage using your proficiency; magic damage. You must utter the activation phrase: “Light em up, boyz”