BCA: NEW EMPLOYEE DISORIENTATION

For the first time ever, the Bureau of Chronological Affairs has released one of its internal training files -- fully unredacted and available to the entire multiverse.

Originally designed to onboard new Agents in one evening, this program was never meant for public access. Due to an administrative anomaly (currently unresolved), it is now freely available and suitable for beginning a long term campaign.

Inside is the Bureau’s exact process for introducing recruits to TIME/SPACE: unstable environments, missing identities, impossible architecture, and the slow realization that things are not under control.

No prior experience required. Compliance aggressively enforced.

ORIENTATION OVERVIEW

Welcome, Agent. Please review your onboarding sequence:

1. Wake Up: You and your fellow Agents regain consciousness in Conference Room P-1 with no clear identities -- but an immediate sense of trust.
2. Get Your Bearings: Explore the Nexus, interact with strange office artifacts, and learn how the Bureau expects you to function.
3. Enter TIME/SPACE: Navigate an unstable cubicle farm where reality loops, stretches, and resists being understood.
4. Handle an Incident: Investigate and survive a Merger Incursion, where reflections of yourselves begin to break through.
5. Stabilize the System: Restore key infrastructure, reduce the Doom's Day Clock, and reassert some level of control.
6. Continue Employment: Unlock new areas, receive new assignments, and proceed deeper into TIME/SPACE.

The Bureau has always existed.

The Bureau will always exist.

Welcome to TIME/SPACE.

DNGN CLUB GAMES 2026. NO AI WAS USED TO MAKE THESE TRAINING DOCUMENTS.